Matt sent this email to me yesterday...
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From: Matt Hales (halesm@sosstaffing.com)
Sent: Thu 7/09/09 5:45 PM
To: 'Kristen Hales' (kristen.hales@hotmail.com)
The other day on my way to the bathroom at work, I started singing “Mandy” by Barry Manilow. It started off in my head, and slowly made its way into a barely audible whisper. By the time I reached the bathroom door it was getting louder and I was in the zone. As I entered the bathroom, I realized there was no one in there, so I kept going, even louder. Why not? Barry Manilow writes the songs that make the whole world sing, and who am I to try and fight that? Well, just then I saw some shoes below the stall. To my horror, they hadn’t accidentally been left there by a previous bathroom visitor; rather, they were very much attached to ankles. Someone had been given a front row seat to my Barry Manilow tribute concert. I quickly made a futile attempt to identify the shoes—at least that way I would know if the back-stage stall stowaway would know me well enough to identify my voice. I debated hanging around outside to explain myself, but in the end figured that would probably only make things worse.
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4 comments:
That makes me laugh so hard!
"Why not? Barry Manilow writes the songs that make the whole world sing, and who am I to try and fight that?"
Best sentence ever! Hahahahaha!!
Thanks for sharing - I can so see Matt doing that!!
Too funny! The Hales men are an entertaining bunch!
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